Author's comment:

There is actually an intricate story behind this cartoon. I had recently written a thingy that automatically ripped daily online cartoons and put them all on a single, very convenient but strictly speaking illegal page for my personal pleasure. I started getting hits from some weird IPs though, so I drew up a fake cartoon I could post there instead to see what happened (satan initially wanted the cartoons or something). It soon turned out to be a false alarm, but I didn't want to waste this precious piece of artwork so I changed it and it ended up being twice as long.